In this hi tech world of the internet, where you can do your shopping and banking on the world wide web, why can't you take a home pregnancy test on the web?
With the miracle of modern technology, now you can! And it's 100% free! Yes, no checks or money orders...no credit card numbers needed. It's FREE!!!
No more peeing in a cup and waiting for a little card to change colors. With Dr. BEACHBUM'z latest invention, even you can take a home pregnancy test at the leisure and privacy of your own home at any time of the day or night.
With the miracle of internet technology, Dr. BEACHBUM'z Internet Pregnancy Test (tm) will take a DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) sample through your computer mouse's left button. It will then FTP (Fallopian Transfer Protocol) the sample to our BEACHBUM 5000 supercomputer to process your data, and wham-bam-thank-ya-ma'am, your results are sent back to your IP (Internet Pregnancy) address. You'll know instantly if you're "prego" or not.
Dr. BEACHBUM'z Pregnancy Test (tm) is also in tune with today's equality issue between men and women. So, regardless of sex, male or female, you can check to see if you indeed have a "bun in the oven".
Are you ready to go? Anxious are we? Well...here's your opportunity to take Dr. BEACHBUM'z Internet Pregnancy Test (tm). Simply click on the button below and see if you're "knocked-up".